An Unsatisfied Customer - The Life of a Hotel Doctor
An Unsatisfied Customer - The Life of a Hotel Doctor — By Mike Oppenheim

Mike Oppenheim M.D. · 12 Nov

A Quantas flight attendant was vomiting, so I drove 49 miles to the Radisson in Newport Beach. Fortunately, she was already getting better. She hadn't vomited in six hours. I told her that she should continue to improve and advised her to suck on ice chips. I went to the ice machine and filled tub. Normally, I would have left antinausea pills, but she was pregnant. She thanked me effusively as I left.

Too Many Cooks Again - The Life of a Hotel Doctor
Too Many Cooks Again - The Life of a Hotel Doctor — By Mike Oppenheim

Mike Oppenheim M.D. · 5 Nov

An eight year-old's eyelid revealed a small bump. My diagnosis was a sty. As I explained, the mother held out her cell phone.

Outrageous Insurance - The Life of a Hotel Doctor
Outrageous Insurance - The Life of a Hotel Doctor — By Mike Oppenheim

Mike Oppenheim M.D. · 29 Oct

A diamond dealer, violently ill with stomach flu, remained overnight at an emergency room. Returning to L.A. Marriott, he felt better except for some diarrhea. I reassured him and handed over anti-diarrhea pills.

Screwing the Guest - The Life of a Hotel Doctor
Screwing the Guest - The Life of a Hotel Doctor — By Mike Oppenheim

Mike Oppenheim M.D. · 22 Oct

A Craigslist ad was recruiting hotel doctors. I keep track of new arrivals and offer to work for them. They often take me up on it because it’s not easy to find a doctor on the spur of the moment. A few hours after my query, the phone rang. The caller introduced himself, adding that he knew me, admired me, and was certain that I was a perfect hire.

A Dog-Eat-Dog Business, Part 11 - The Life of a Hotel Doctor
A Dog-Eat-Dog Business, Part 11 - The Life of a Hotel Doctor — By Mike Oppenheim

Mike Oppenheim M.D. · 1 Oct

"This is Doctor Oppenheim," I repeated several times before hanging up. Caller ID identified the Doubletree in Santa Monica, so I phoned to ask if someone had requested a doctor. Someone had.

All in a Day’s Work - The Life of a Hotel Doctor
All in a Day’s Work - The Life of a Hotel Doctor — By Mike Oppenheim

Mike Oppenheim M.D. · 24 Sep

"She speaks Spanish. I'm not sure what's going on, but she needs a doctor."

Good Luck - The Life of a Hotel Doctor
Good Luck - The Life of a Hotel Doctor — By Mike Oppenheim

Mike Oppenheim M.D. · 16 Sep

A national housecall service connected me with a guest at the Montage in Beverly Hills. She was suffering the flu; I told her I'd arrive in half an hour.